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5 June
Jun 5
5th June 2018

A blog series following my progress on getting good at fighting games with a shitty long-term hand injury   Load up Street Fighter II for the first time and it won't take you long to realise it is a hard game. Play it as a regular to Fighting Games and you'll find a challenge.  Play it as a newbie to Fighting Games and it's brutally humiliating- and that's before you realise you were already playing on 'Very Easy' difficulty. Fighting games have a decieving simplicity to them on the surface, but dig a little deeper and you'll find a goldmine of techniques and skills that professional players use to get as good as they are. To truly understand this, watch some pro players online or play SFII for a week and then play Streets of Rage to get an idea on the difference and depth in skill needed. Hell, I didn't even know you could cancel moves until recently. But I have had my fair share of fighting games growing up- Tekken, King of Fighters, Soul Calibur and of course, Street Fighter. All hazy memories now but I don't remember any of them being as difficult as SFII. I recently re-bought Hyper Street Fighter II Turbo for the PS2, mainly for the animated movie that came on the disc which, despite the cringy English dubs, is a very good movie. At least check out the Vega vs Chun Li fightscene! But having a go on the arcade mode of the game itself sent me packing very quickly. Given my usual too-old-for-this-shit attitude about games these days, I was surprised to find myself trying again and again to at least get half way through Arcade Mode. The snag is, I have a sparring injury back when I did Kempo Karate nearly 10 years ago now. Throwing a sloppy left hook left me with a fractured thumb. The x-ray displaying the crack rippling almost all the way down my thumb from the tip of my thumb to the palm of my hand. It's mostly healed now, but I still can't make the "proper" fist that you're meant to in Martial arts where the thumb is neatly barring across the rest of your tucked-in fingers. It also tends to cramp up after a couple of Hadoukens, which isn't ideal. In fear of not being able to draw or write again, I regretfully said farewell to the hobby of breaking my body for fun every week, but not being able to play a fighting game almost irritates me more for some reason. I got talking to a friend about fighting sticks, something I never knew you could even get meta about. There's a lot out there, fairly expensive. But I'm hoping that the way the joystick is used will be easier on my hand. I went with a VENOM in the end, which I managed to grab for 40 quid. it's compatible with xbone, ps4 and pc. Hopefully by the time it arrives, I will have enough spare cash to grab the new Street Fighter Anniversary edition on the Xbox marketplace. some folks on Reddit have pointed out how very different it is fighting real people compared to fighting AI. I'm currently still waiting on a Courier service to drop off the VENOM, which I'm super excited to use. In the meantime, I've had a bash at some old gems i've missed such as King of Fighters '98. Still A pretty difficult game, but I seem to remember my combos better here. I've got a long way to go, but here's a video of me smashing it out on my Instagram below. (You can see me struggling towards then end with trying to pull of one of Kyo's combos to finish) A post shared by Tired Gaming Dad (@gamingdadzzz) on Jun 1, 2018 at 1:12am PDT I've also got a copy of Street Fighter 4 on the way. I was gutted to hear that the most recent V is ps4 exclusive, but I wanted to get to grips with at least the 3d aspect of the new Street Fighter games. Something I'm aprehensive about as a long time fan of the old Street fighters, but want to try anyway. Will keep you guys updated on my progress! If you have any Street Fighter tips for a retired n00b such as myself, leave them in the comments below!  Just to round up on things to improve on for next time: blocking (or timing of...

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13 April
Apr 13
13th April 2018

  Or 'Why Can't I Write This Good?   For many, the Life is Strange series has come to an end. the original game by Dontnod had 5 episodes and it's sequel set before the first game by DeckNine had only 3, just as fantastic episodes. As a die-hard fan of the series, like many, I paid for the Special Edition of Before the storm. Nothing crazy came with it, mostly novelty stuff like outfits for Chloe, a Mixtape mode for those who can't get enough of the soundtrack and a Bonus Episode, which was said to release after the main 3 episodes. I didn't hold up much hope for the Bonus episode. I was pretty excited to play as Max Caufield again but the fact that this was a 'Bonus' episode gave me the impression it wasn't going to be anything groundbreaking. Maybe something purely sentimental at most, playing as the younger, more pirate-loving versions of the games two main characters before the chaos of the main story. Whether the intention of DECKNINE was to mislead fans into thinking they were playing an episode of any less quality than their other ones, or the company simply cannot make an episode that doesn't have me bawling my eyes out, I don't know. But I was pleasantly surprised by this episode. Despite knowing that it's extremely unlikely that anything too stressful is going to happen in this episode -If you've played the other two games, you're well aware that the most stressful parts are way behind you (or in front of you) at this point in the story.- I still felt a slight sense of dread exploring Chloe's attic. Praying I didn't find a body in the ice cream cooler or a secret photography dark room. As you procrastinate from tidying Chloe's bedroom by going on one last pirate adventure, it's easy not to even wonder about what day in Chloe's crazy, trauma-filled life this could be. Chloe's mum returns home to the sound of Ben Howard, an artist I've grown to become sick of hearing yet I can't imagine a better song choice for the scene. I'm suddenly aware that I have already experienced this incredibly sad scene. An event that is brought up constantly throughout both games. Yet here I am, telling my wife again "No. I'm not crying, you're crying. Shut up!" This was meant to be a bonus episode. It was not meant to tear my heart out again. So as I watch Chloe lay on the floor, clutching the tape recorder that plays the last of her best friend's voice that she will hear for a while, It dawns on me as a writer and author of fiction, that I will never write anything this good. I've only just discovered since writing this article that DONTNOD have confirmed Life is Strange 2. Bring it. My tear ducts are ready....

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3 April
Apr 3
3rd April 2018

There's nothing worse than digging out your old Pokemon games and finding that one save file- the one you invested hours of 8-bit-blood, sweat and tears into- to find that it has vanished into the digital ether. The save file in these games runs off an old CR032 watch battery. They can last up to a good 20 years but once the battery dies, that's it. The game won't recall your save every time you reboot the game. Sadly, there's no way of retrieving your old saved games, but there is a way of getting the save function to work again! And the best bit about it all is there is no soldering required, unlike a lot of other retro console and game fixes. The tools you need are all widely available and super cheap on Amazon and eBay. So, here's what you'll need: Electric Tape Flat-head screwdriver (or some form of small plastic palette you get with cheap phone cleaning sets) 3.8mm/4.5mm hex tool bit (usually come as a set) CR2025 battery- Check the number on the battery when you open up the cartridge. Most likely it will be CR2025, but I've heard CR2032 works fine too and apparently can last longer. And that's it! Please note: Please do this exercise at your own risk! I am not responsible for your game if it gets wrecked during the process. I have however done this process a lot and have never ran into any issues. As long as you're patient, it's very easy. The example I'm using is for Pokemon Silver on the Gameboy. Later games like Ruby and Saphire for Gameboy Advance run off a different, smaller battery for the example I'm doing here. Below, I've made a timelapse of my own process which should help understand the instructions that follow. So first off, unscrew the screw in the back of the Gameboy game cartridge. Put the screw to the side and gently open up the cartridge. The battery is the small round disc in the top right of the board. This part is easy but you need to take your time and be patient with it. Slowly, begin prying apart the metal arm that's soldered to the battery with a flat headed tool. Damaging the old battery obviously isn't a problem.These old games can take a beating but be careful not to damage the arm itself. All you need to do is break the two soldered points that hold the arm to the battery. Once that's done, do the same on the other side. This bit is a little harder as the other silver arm on the bottom side is harder to see, but you just need to hold the battery still with your finger and thumb whilst you keep working it with the flat head until the soldering points break. Chuck away the old battery and then cut a small (about 2 inches) bit of electric tape. Feed it sticky-side up to the base of the board beneath the bottom silver arm. Now put the new battery in-between the two metal arms. flatten them down with the flat-head as much as possible so they're hugging the new battery tightly. Then wrap the electric tape around them all. Fit the cartridge back together and screw back in the screw using the hex tool. And there you go! Now you can relive the glory days of Pokemon knowing you're safe for another 20 years.   Still not working? If your save function still doesn't work, try reopening the cartridge again and flattening down the metal arms to the battery as firmly as possible as it could be they're just not making close enough contact to work. Still not working!? There's a slim chance the old battery might have spent a little too long in the cartridge and leaked, causing damage but it's highly unlikely....

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31 March
Mar 31
31st March 2018

Last week, I made the decision to delete the social media apps on my phone. I've wanted to for a while. Lots of people are really good at disciplining themselves from their Smartphones- of which are addictive by design. Nowadays. not many people are a stranger to the fact that smartphone and social media usage have had a negative effect on mental health- most commonly depression and anxiety. A lot of users get a hit of dopamine when you receive a new like or follow and a negative withdrawal symptom when they check your phone to find a lack of them. I upgraded to an iPhone earlier this year with the intention of finally having a working phone where I could be more productive with promoting my book. My old Samsung s4 crashed when you so much as looked at it and the photos you took came out practically black unless you were outside in the summer. The iPhone started off well, but what started out as promoting, turned into zombie scrolling and obsessive checking and feed refreshing. Digital PR is a hard slog and you need to keep doing the same thing each day, even when it feels like you're getting nothing in return. On top of that, I'm on the internet all day for work anyway, so the last thing I wanted to do when I came home to my family was to continue this meaningless habit disguised as productivity. I started leaving my phone in a separate room as soon as I got home, which was a start, but no cigar. I needed to do something more drastic without plunging myself back into the dark ages. I've considered going completely phone-less before, but I had a family emergency a couple of months back and although it was extremely brief and solved in (The longest) 10 minutes (of my life), I dread to think what could have happened if I hadn't have had my phone on me. So I deleted Facebook, Twitter and Instagram from my phone, but kept the accounts. It took a couple of glances at my phone for it to sink in that the apps were no longer there but after that, the benefits were obvious almost instantly. It's worth adding that I started keeping my phone in my bag rather than my pocket too. These are a few of the things I noticed: My concentration at work increased Less anxiety I went to bed on time and slept better. wrote and read more actually thought deeper about decisions I had been putting off for a while Enjoyed hobbies with no distractions   All in all, this was great, so far so good. I felt like Paul Miller leaving the internet for the year. I was now some kind of anti-smartphone guru. As the week went by, I continued my usual routine of going to work as well as writing in my spare time. A few blips came up which were kind of weird. I started playing a game I'd long put off- FFVIII. There were some scenes or events in the game that I found amusing and I wanted to take a picture to share this amusement with my friends and followers, but of course, I couldn't. It was weird not being able to share every tiny moment of my life with the world, but I just continued to play the game, distraction-less. The same thing when I took a picture of my new haircut. (Apparently, it's a McDonalds Haircut, but I prefer Cyberpunk Dad.) I allowed myself to go on Facebook as long as it was via a desktop PC and even then it was just to share articles from this site. It was kind of nice having a build up of notifications rather than one every so often as opposed to the opposite. During this time I discovered and used Reddit for the first time. It fulfilled all my old school forum, casual nerding needs over at r/patientgamers. I then started using Twitter again (Desktop only) to share my articles and connect with others also into Video game journalism, or just to talk to folks about gaming in general. I was having these tabs open whilst working or whilst at home in the evening. You can probably see where I'm going with this and I'm not sure how I feel about it yet, but It dawned on me I was going on the same apps I had on my phone, but only wh...

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27 March
Mar 27
27th March 2018

Almost 20 years later, The third season of FLCL 'Progressive/Alternative' has been announced to air on AdultSwim this September.   via GIPHY  FLCL was probably the one thing I obsessed over the longest. Back in the days when friends from school would burn you CDs of music found on Limewire (not me, of course), Where it was a bit of a gamble on what you were going to get once the files had finally finished downloading. In Limewires renown reputation of inaccuracy, One system of a down mp3 turned out to be a video. This turned out to be my first experience of an AMV: clips from FLCL edited to System of a Down's 'Needles'. I searched every corner of the internet until I found whatever the clips originated from.   Eventually, I found some blurry, terribly dubbed videos of the series. Up until that point, the only anime I had seen were classics: Akira, Ghost in the Shell and Metropolis were the only anime they had rentable at Blockbuster. FLCL was now the craziest, most Japanese thing I'd ever seen. In true Gainax fashion, It featured robots, aliens, a girl swinging a bass guitar into their necks, a ridiculous amount of sexual innuendos and puberty metaphors to the awesome -awesome- music of the Pillows (who are also doing the music for the new series!) As a 14/15-year-old boy, it was God.   via GIPHY The original FLCL show is only 6 episodes long. It's crazy, fun and a good story that hints at possibilities rather than outright clarifying them. This has left fans with a lot of questions and a lot left to the imagination- creating a lot of theories. If I'm perfectly honest, this is one of the very few cases where I've been happy having it left as it where. People made their own assumptions at the end of the series, and it's these assumptions and ideas I'm intrigued by the most. Because if they had concluded it then, we may not have liked the answer.  But this was back when there wasn't even a hint of a sequel. Now, nearly 20 years later FLCL 3 has been announced seemingly out of the blue. Like a lot of the cult following Fooly Cooly has built up, I'm sceptical, but also extremely excited. Regardless, I'm going to watch the shit out of it. So if you're a die-hard fan, get re-watching. FInd that old mp3 player with all the Pillows music. If you've never watched the show, give it a go if you're up for some crazy fun. You can also check out the manga, which is equally short as 2 volumes with the madness that is Hajime Ueda's sketchy artwork. It doesn't flow too far away from the anime story but does have some drastically different key events and arguably, more depth....

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